I recently upgraded my voice recognition software (Dragon NaturallySpeaking) to a new version. I have been using voice recognition software for over five years now, and have been very satisfied with it, although older versions could be maddening at times — and hilarious at others. This new version is considerably more accurate — my only…
Category: Humor
Nothing like a good laugh to refresh the soul
Opposable Thumbs
The Watch
An old Mafia don lies sick on his death bed, his family gathered around. The old man lifts his head, and turns to his 12-year-old grandson: “Vinny, mya boy, I’m a die. I givva you mya pearl-handled .38 revolver.” Vinny, never shy, says, “Thank you, grandfather — but I’d rather have your Rolex watch.” The…
Fishocrites
This little nugget popped up some time back, and received relatively little notice at the time. In brief, our friends at the Washington State Democrats web site had this little gem for sale, a variation on the car magnet ribbons which say “Support the Troops”, “Hate Isn’t a Family Value”, or some similar inanity. At…