No Amber Alert needed: Lost parrot tells veterinarian his address
Costly oil is good for (some) (U.S.) businesses: This report on the effects of expensive oil on transport costs and the globalization of economies shows some surprising winners, such as U.S. steel companies.
Correct diagnosis, doctor: VDH diagnoses the baby-boomer “me” generation: All About Me
Want to get insulted?: high-class insult generator you can use on friends and family. To wit:
“If you behave, there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers.”
or, “Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.”
or, “Your dainty nostrils flare with the humblest grandiosity of an ant swallowing a water buffalo.”