I figure any week where you haven’t learned something is truly a week wasted. Fortunately, this week has been a treasure trove of acquired wisdom — which I am duty-bound, of course, share with you.
So here’s this week’s lessons:
♦ Why women should always shop alone.
♦ Why displaying police sketches on TV can be … disturbing …
♦ Why I may consider taking up archery (or at least take some lessons):
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♦ The latest terrorist threat … …
♦ Questions to ponder while wide awake at 2 am …
♦ And lastly, recreational activities I plan to skip …
4 comments so far ↓
kenju // Jan 28, 2007 at 4:31 pm
I love the slugicide, and the last video was scary. I wonder how long it took her to “calm” down!?
Vicki Small // Feb 1, 2007 at 8:38 am
I’m still trying to catch my breath from that last one, but I sure enjoyed the jokes! And I don’t think I’ll be taking my husband shopping with me!
I wonder what that last suicide threat is called: lateral bungee-jumping? And am I the only one who noticed the guys were all on the ground on in the…whatever that was they were driving…and the girl was “cannonized”?
Vicki Small // Feb 1, 2007 at 8:39 am
Shudda’ been “on the ground *or* in the….”
The Troll // Feb 5, 2007 at 1:12 pm
I can answer one of your 2 a.m. questions:
Because home-made bread doesn’t toast near so easily. If you toast home-made bread at the “burn to a horrible crisp” setting, it’s usually only very lightly toasted and needs a second round in the toaster. Generally speaking, the more sustenance the bread has, the harder it is to get it toasted.
So it’s a confusing setting to those that eat pseudo-bread, but the rest of us are very appreciative for that degree of toasting, and often wish there was an even higher setting.
Now you can sleep easy. ; )
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